NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ—Coming home with his fists pumping in the air and his head banging like a machine, Mike Franchetti, 40, of New Brunswick, New Jersey, almost frightened his 15-year old son, Jerry, to death, when he began blasting the newly purchased Slayer CD on his car stereo, as he thrashed all over their...
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MY GENDER: Female YOUR GENDER: Extremely vocal male MY AGE: I can vote but I can’t drink (not that I’d want to). YOUR AGE: According to Wikipedia, 32. MY HEIGHT: My uncle calls me a “tall drink of water.” YOUR HEIGHT: From what I remember of that night, a few inches shorter than myself....
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NEW YORK—Last night, inside and outside of New York City’s famous Radio City Music Hall, like banshees in the wild, pop music fans screamed their heads off, as did the commentators and host of the show, British comedian, Russell Brand. Amongst the loud, obnoxious and eerily annoying voices, an awards show was apparently held...
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Seymour, IN—During a press conference held before an in-store appearance at the local Home Depot in Seymour, Indiana (the town in which he was born), John Mellencamp announced that his new CD, Working Hard-Hardly Working, will be sold exclusively at the home improvement chain in which many people rely on for wood, tools, paint...
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Kenneth Lay will be rehearsing for his upcoming performance on American Idol at the Los Angeles County YMCA. All are welcome to watch. Lay will be signing autographs afterwards. Taylor Swift will not be performing at Hoboken Arts Centre in Hoboken, New Jersey this weekend. All those who have tickets for the show can...
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NEW YORK—Surprising just about everyone in the world, MTV announced over the weekend that Kenneth Lay, former Enron CEO, will be hosting the upcoming 2009 MTV Video Music Awards this September. At a press conference in Times Square, Lay, who was supposedly buried in the ground after having a heart attack back in 2006,...
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