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CRASSLE, FL—In response to massive protests and complaints by southern music fans, the 2010 South by South West Music Festival, originally planned to take place on Staten Island, has been moved back below the Mason-Dixon Line, causing celebration for some and headaches and disappointment for others.  “This is exactly how it should be,” said...
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AUSTIN—It was announced today that, due to the overwhelming amount of visitors and musicians that flock to Austin every March for the SXSW Festival and the city’s limited space in regards to venues and parking, next year’s festival will be held over a thousand miles away in the New York borough of Staten Island. ...
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