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She & Him Battle Rivals, He & Her, in All Out Pronoun Confrontation

She & Him Battle Rivals, He & Her, in All Out Pronoun Confrontation

WICHITA, KS—During an in-store appearance at Frankie’s Vinyl, Tape, Videos and Chicken Fingers Shop, the two person musical team of Zooey Deschanel and M.Ward, otherwise known as “She & Him,” found themselves in the unusual predicament of having to face-off against longtime rivals, Vivian Difranco & Jerry Glumm, known to a lesser audience as...
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Monsters of Folk Leave Monster-Sized Turds All Across United States

Monsters of Folk Leave Monster-Sized Turds All Across United States

TULSA, OK—Believing they’re a modern version of The Traveling Wilburies, despite the fact they lack the legendary musical and songwriting abilities of such greats as Bob Dylan, Roy Orbison and Tom Petty, Monsters of Folks (who consist of M. Ward, Conor Oberst and Mike Mogis from Bright Eyes, and Jim James from My Morning...
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M. Ward Provides Soundtrack for D**chebags Drinking Bud at Bars

M. Ward Provides Soundtrack for D**chebags Drinking Bud at Bars

LOS ANGELES—During the American League Championship Series, commercials have been airing on the Fox Network depicting knuckleheaded buffoons in a bar, communicating inanely to each other while drinking bottles of Budweiser beer.  These pathetics images are sadly supported musically by singer/songwriter, M.Ward’s “Never Had Nobody Like You,” causing many fans to become disappointed with...
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M. Ward Changes Name to “M. TV,” Loses Entire Fan-Base Yet Gains Another

M. Ward Changes Name to “M. TV,” Loses Entire Fan-Base Yet Gains Another

NEW HAMPSHIRE—Singer/Songwriter, M. Ward, announced earlier today that he will no longer be playing under the name his fans have known him for over the years.  He told a group of reporters, starting today, he will be only respond to people that address him as “M. TV ” and will only perform at venues...
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