HOLLYWOOD—Two weeks after the release of his hip-hop debut, Ask Me Later, the actor-turned rap star, Drake, has already announced his temporary retirement from both acting and rapping in order to help save his family’s famous coffee cake business, Drake’s Coffee Cakes, which has been financially “crumbling” ever since the economy collapsed in November...
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LOS ANGELES—After several attempts to become incarcerated, rapper, Rock Da Floor, has finally given up his attempt to find himself behind bars, excepting the fact that he will never go to jail, which unfortunately, for him as an artist, means he will also never become popular. “I give up,” said the unsuccessful hip-hop artist...
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NEW YORK—After a week of rapping, dancing and doing whatever he could to win over the hip-hop community, Ray-H, cousin to one of the most famous rappers in the game, Jay-Z, has decided to hang up his microphone and return to the world from which he came, dry cleaning. “It’s what I do best,”...
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NEW HAMPSHIRE—Singer/Songwriter, M. Ward, announced earlier today that he will no longer be playing under the name his fans have known him for over the years. He told a group of reporters, starting today, he will be only respond to people that address him as “M. TV ” and will only perform at venues...
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