HOLLYWOOD—Tomorrow night, when watching the final episode of Glee’s first season, don’t be surprised if you hear some music that’s fast, loud and obnoxious. According to an anonymous source who works on the show, a tribute to the thrash hardcore band, D.R.I., will cap off what has been a successful season for the new...
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The following story won The Umpteenth Times Readers’ Poll for Best Story of 2009: LOS ANGELES—It was announced this morning that both infamous heavy metal bands, Slayer and Stryper, will appear on a Fox reality show entitled, “Singer Swap,” a show based on the successful ABC show, “Wife Swap,” in which two couples completely...
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HOLLYWOOD—Early Friday morning, it was announced by producers at the Fox Network that The Carrie Underwood Christmas Special will host some unusually special guests, including the heavy metal acts, Venom, Exodus, and Slayer. According to Jill Saunderson, executive producer, the reasoning behind such a surprising announcement has been a mystery even to her. Apparently,...
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NEW YORK—For anyone planning to watch Fox Network’s broadcast of the World Series between the New York Yankees and the Philadelphia Phillies this week, watch with caution because, according Fox executives, their main plan of action, in regards to advertising, is to play the T-Mobile commercials with Cat Stevens’ “If You Want to Sing...
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LOS ANGELES—It was announced this morning that both infamous heavy metal bands, Slayer and Stryper, will appear on a Fox reality show entitled, “Singer Swap,” a show based on the successful ABC show, “Wife Swap,” in which two couples completely unlike each other exchange wives for a week. A spokesperson for Fox said that...
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LOS ANGELES—During the American League Championship Series, commercials have been airing on the Fox Network depicting knuckleheaded buffoons in a bar, communicating inanely to each other while drinking bottles of Budweiser beer. These pathetics images are sadly supported musically by singer/songwriter, M.Ward’s “Never Had Nobody Like You,” causing many fans to become disappointed with...
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Los Angeles-It was announced yesterday by the executive producers of American Idol that Paula Abdul will not be returning as a judge and that longtime Supreme Court Justice, Sandra Day O’Connor, will be taking her place alongside Randy Jackson, Kara DioGuardi and Simon Cowell. “She’s obviously qualified,” said executive producer, Sidney Greenfreen. “And apparently...
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