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New John Mellencamp CD to be Sold Exclusively at Home Depot

New John Mellencamp CD to be Sold Exclusively at Home Depot

Seymour, IN—During a press conference held before an in-store appearance at the local Home Depot in Seymour, Indiana (the town in which he was born), John Mellencamp announced that his new CD, Working Hard-Hardly Working, will be sold exclusively at the home improvement chain in which many people rely on for wood, tools, paint...
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Kenneth Lay and Chris Brown Agree to Double Album Deal

Kenneth Lay and Chris Brown Agree to Double Album Deal

LOS ANGELES—Late last night, over many drinks and other substances not mentionable in print, Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron (who supposedly died of a heart attack back in 2006), and R&B singer, Chris Brown, agreed to record a double album of material. Some of the songs will be songs Lay had written while...
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DATING: Chris Brown Seeks Woman Interested in Six Months of Community Service

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DATING: Chris Brown Seeks Woman Interested in Six Months of Community Service

MY GENDER: Male YOUR GENDER: Female.  I ain’t no faggot.   MY AGE: 20 YOUR AGE: Legally, I have to say 17 and up. MY HEIGHT: The height of my career? That’s easy. It’s gotta be the deluxe release of my album, Exclusive. That shit is off the hook. Your Height: I don’t know....
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