Seymour, IN—During a press conference held before an in-store appearance at the local Home Depot in Seymour, Indiana (the town in which he was born), John Mellencamp announced that his new CD, Working Hard-Hardly Working, will be sold exclusively at the home improvement chain in which many people rely on for wood, tools, paint...
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LOS ANGELES—Late last night, over many drinks and other substances not mentionable in print, Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron (who supposedly died of a heart attack back in 2006), and R&B singer, Chris Brown, agreed to record a double album of material. Some of the songs will be songs Lay had written while...
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MY GENDER: Male YOUR GENDER: Female. I ain’t no faggot. MY AGE: 20 YOUR AGE: Legally, I have to say 17 and up. MY HEIGHT: The height of my career? That’s easy. It’s gotta be the deluxe release of my album, Exclusive. That shit is off the hook. Your Height: I don’t know....
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