Archive for June, 2010

SUBSTRATUS and 1.6 BAND @ REBEL SOUND RECORDS, PITTSFIELD, MA Saturday 6/26

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SUBSTRATUS and 1.6 BAND @ REBEL SOUND RECORDS, PITTSFIELD, MA Saturday 6/26

Saturday June 26, THE OUTDATES 7 30, SUBSTRATUS 8 10, 1.6 BAND 8 50, @ REBEL SOUND RECORDS, 146-A NORTH ST, PITTSFIELD, MA 01201, 413-212-0886. Come on New Englanders, get your arses down there! People who looked at this item also looked at… Heavy Metal Parking Lot’s “Zebra Man” Prophecies Prove Correct: Metal Rules,...
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1.6 BAND/SUBSTRATUS @ the Cakeshop in NYC Sunday 6-27

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1.6 BAND/SUBSTRATUS @ the Cakeshop in NYC Sunday 6-27

52 Ludlow Street New York, NY 10002 (212) 253-0036 1.6 BAND http://www.facebook.com/One.SixBand Here’s what TImeout NYC said: Description: Jersey post-hardcore quartet 1.6 Band’s tense and challenging sound echoes the Dischord Records acts it shared bills with in the early ’90s. SUBSTRATUS http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ndjK1kREQxs&feature=related Shows begins at 3 PM $10 People who looked at this item also...
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Heavy Metal Parking Lot’s “Zebra Man” Prophecies Prove Correct: Metal Rules, Madonna’s a D**k

Heavy Metal Parking Lot’s “Zebra Man” Prophecies Prove Correct: Metal Rules, Madonna’s a D**k

MITCHELLEVILLE, MD– According to a recent study at the University of Maryland, empirical evidence has proven that after twenty-four years, the emphatic words of “Heavy Metal Parking Lot” legend, “Zebra Man,” have ultimately proven to be true. Heavy Metal does in fact rule and Madonna is indeed a d**k. As postulated by scientists, alienated...
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NO SERIOUSLY: Toy Story 3-Reviewed!!!

NO SERIOUSLY: Toy Story 3-Reviewed!!!

Imagine the emotional oscillations of the last episodes of Six Feet Under. Pixar has adapted those lessons and themes for the Toy Story saga.  Over and over again you watch these toys face the void.  A void that takes on different doctrines: the landfill, the attic, rebirth at a daycare center, maybe various forms...
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Unreleased Elmo Track Leaked on Internet, Big Bird Brutally Beaten

Unreleased Elmo Track Leaked on Internet, Big Bird Brutally Beaten

SESAME STREET—Fans of the popular Sesame Street character, Elmo, were given a sneak preview yesterday of the performer’s forthcoming album, I’m Tired of This S**t. Unfortunately, the single Sesame Street Records planned to release next Tuesday to promote the album, “More Than Just Some Smilin’ A** Fool,” was leaked online by someone from the...
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Reviews! Reviews! Reviews!

Reviews!  Reviews!  Reviews!

Sarah MacLachlan Laws of Illusion-Jesus. Is she still around? Man, I can’t think of anyone schmaltzier, cheesier or sappier than Sarah MacLachlan. She’s about as melodramatic as August Strindberg. I’m just glad I’m dating someone with better taste than others in the past that actually listened to Sarah Maclachlan.  What a nightmare that was....
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NO SERIOUSLY: Girls Will Be Boys and Boys Will Be Girls, The Kinks’ “Lola” Revisited

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NO SERIOUSLY: Girls Will Be Boys and Boys Will Be Girls, The Kinks’ “Lola” Revisited

When I was a teenager on Long Island, WBAB, the island’s most popular classic rock station, played the Kink’s “Lola” religiously.  The song was already twelve or thirteen years old by that time but it had gotten better with age.  It was just as fascinating as it had been when it was first released...
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Slayer-Chemical Warfare/Raining Blood-VIDEO!

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Select and copy to embed on your site People who looked at this item also looked at… Glee Season Finale to Include Tribute to D.R.I. Research Finds The Hetfields’ and The Mustaines’ Have Been A-Fuedin’ For Over a Century Long 40-Year Old Dad Brings Home New Slayer CD, 15-Year Old Son Runs for Cover...
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John Zorn Collaborates with Charlie Daniels/Men at Work-LISTEN!

John Zorn Collaborates with Charlie Daniels/Men at Work-LISTEN!

NEW YORK–New York avant garde saxophonist and composer, John Zorn, has always been known for his odd collaborations with musicians one would never expect.  This time around, he has released two albums simultaneously.  The first is with Southern fiddle virtuoso, Charlie Daniels.  Their release is entitled Confederate Corpses and their take on the Daniels classic, “The...
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Glee Season Finale to Include Tribute to D.R.I.

Glee Season Finale to Include Tribute to D.R.I.

HOLLYWOOD—Tomorrow night, when watching the final episode of Glee’s first season, don’t be surprised if you hear some music that’s fast, loud and obnoxious. According to an anonymous source who works on the show, a tribute to the thrash hardcore band, D.R.I., will cap off what has been a successful season for the new...
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