HOLLYWOOD—According to the producers of the upcoming, unnamed Jerry Garcia film, director, Amir Bar-Lev, has expressed a desire to create something very unqiue when he begins shooting the long-awaited biopic. His vision apparently will focus mainly on the arc that was Garcia’s life. Visually, he plans an honest reflection of how Garcia lived and...
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Friends, Thanks for supporting The Umpteenth Times over the last year and a half. It’s been with your support that the site has not only maintained its existence but grown in its readership. Today we’d like to announce the release of our first book,...
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NEW YORK—After several years of research, musicologists from New York University have recently asserted their claim that famous twentieth-century composer and popular animated figure in the Berenstain Bears children’s books series, Leonard Berenstain, almost wrote exclusively in the Mxyzptlkian Mode, a musical mode that...
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Frank Gurbleck joined The Umpteenth Times writing staff directly after serving a seven-year prison sentence for attempting to smuggle contraband into the country. Gurbleck, to this day, insists he...
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AUSTIN—This past Friday night, singer/songwriter, Cody Dylan, bored a crowded Rusty’s Bar in the music district of Austin, by doing what he thought he did best, singing his songs....
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FARLEY MOUNTAINS, KY—What some thought was merely a spat that started out in the early Eighties between two thrashers, has recently been discovered to be a century old feud...
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Like the previously introduced Carl Kuckle, Barry Blain has been a contributer to The Umpteenth Times since it first hit the world wide web. Unlike Carl, however, Barry lives...
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MIAMI—After a long and drawn out decision process, in which many NBA teams were considered, including the New York Knicks and the Cleveland Cavaliers, superstar singer and NBA great,...
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TRENTON, N.J.—Yesterday, in front of a group of unsuspecting customers, as a muzak version of Creedence Clearwater Revival’s classic “Who’ll Stop the Rain” was playing over the P.A., local...
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